Nice little snow we had last night.

Its always great to get snow this time of year as the clock ticks toward Christmas. The benefits of snow are myriad. Snow provides a ground cover to keep the earth from drying out. It provides a haven for little ground dwelling creatures who scurry about beneath its mantle gathering food to keep them warm and their bellies full. It covers the earth with a pristine blanket and best of all, it covers up the dog turds left by hapless owners who think we enjoy little poopsy's visit. Hah! I bet you thought I'd gone all Currier & Ives on you didn't you. I love small animals but if you're going to be an owner, take responsibility. Nuff said.

I've noticed around town that a number of businesses are shutting down over the holidays and not coming back in until January 4th. Some folks are even shutting down for the full day on the 24th so if you don't have your stuff done, you might have to wait. I was over visiting with Trent and Joyce at Sign Solutions and that's what they are doing. If you know of anyone else that's doing that, let me know.

Oh here's a little story the missus sent me the other day from work. Hope you don't mind, its a little risque and it scores one for the ladies. Enjoy.

ONIONS and CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of
Boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50,
they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,

'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
a man goes through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable.

After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
HO HO HO! Merry Christmas Everyone.